ADMITTED
Patients accepted daily

Nailsylum

you don't have to pick one weird.

take the intake form enter the wards
PATIENT HANDBOOK — WELCOME NOTE

Nailsylum is a small institution for people who love true crime and witchcraft and horror and punk and have never managed to make those things look coherent in real life. In my asylum, you don't have to.

Press-on nails, made by one visibly anxious, weird & opinionated founder. For anyone who's ever felt like too many aesthetics at once.

— SH, resident & head of intake

FOUNDER'S FILE — FRAGMENT 01

Patient was admitted after being found aesthetically unclassifiable. Symptoms include: doing nails since , loving four incompatible genres of horror at once, and rewriting this sentence times before finally hitting publish.

Further fragments to be declassified over time. Join the waiting list to be notified.

FILE STATUS: ONGOING — CLEARANCE: PATIENT-LEVEL
THE WARDS
WARD B

Body Count

Horror & slasher-coded sets.

WARD W

The Willows

Witchy, occult, moody.

WARD C

Cold Case

True crime-inspired.

GEN POP

General Population

Everything else. Still unhinged.