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before we admit you, we need a few details for your file.
QUESTION 1
What brings you in today?
I saw a nail set and had a physical reaction to it
I relate to the vibe on a spiritual level
A friend said I'd fit right in (concerning, but correct)
I'm just here for the chaos
QUESTION 2
Pick your intake symptoms.
Anxious, but will still fight you about a Dateline theory
Owns too many aesthetics, none of them match
Cries at horror movies, not sad movies
Feral about a hobby no one asked about
QUESTION 3
Which ward calls to you?
Ward B — Body Count (horror)
Ward W — The Willows (witchy)
Ward C — Cold Case (true crime)
Undiagnosed, please assess me
QUESTION 4
Final question: quiet weirdo or loud weirdo?
Quiet. Watching. Judging internally.
Loud. Everyone already knows.
Answer all four questions before submitting your file.
submit for diagnosis
FILE STATUS: PROCESSED